Well, I've been to Tesco today and thought about
frankthepirate while I was there. She would have been impressed with Paul. He was sniggering at the chav (clearly distinguished by her wearing 2 or 3 cheap gold rings on
every finger and the questionable dress code). This one in particular caught his attention because she took up the
whole aisle...and I'm not talking positioning, I'm talking size. (Yes, I am being sizeist because it's my blog and I can say what I want. Yes, I'm overweight as well but I don't have a magic mirror that makes me look like Twiggy). The first words out of her mouth? "Shall we get a cake for later"?
( And plans for the rest of the day? )