I'm having a smug day today.

Despite lying in till 10.30 (though in fairness I did get up at 6 to let the dogs out), I took the dogs for a walk then came back and blitzed the kitchen. ( How clean is my house? )

In between cleaning I've been catching ads on TV for WSPA and RSPCA both of which were featuring dogs. I'm a complete wreck where dogs are concerned and my ambition is to one day open a foster home for dogs.

It's survey time!!!

I know how much some of you like these and I'm desperately short of them lately now my daughter has a job, a boyfriend, a new car and a lot less online time, nevertheless, I can't resist these things so if you have any, feel free to let me know.

( And off we go... )

Fail whale

No! After outwitting it the entire time I've been a Tweeter, I have just experienced the fail whale! Gutted!

Am now watching my hero, Cesar Millan, with Kizzie (who is asleep next to me, on her back, paws in the air. She's such a tart)!

What the hell is going on with my internet? It's so slow. I suspect it's Paul sucking up all the bandwidth to play Warhammer Online. How rude!

I can cope with anything but not this!

And here we go again. Why can people not get their heads around the fact that if the earth wasn't warming up, we would still be living in the ice age and chasing mammoths!!!

( Jade Goody 'represented wretched Britain', says Sir Michael Parkinson  )

Sorry but I have to agree with him. I wasn't a big fan of hers when she was alive so I'm not going to change my mind now.