Damned if you do...

( ...damned if you don't )

I particularly like the part where he complains about 'not being able to cuddle his wife with his right arm now'. Hmmm, if you were dead you wouldn't be able to cuddle her at all!?!?!

I want his solicitors to take on my husband's accident claim!  We're only looking at half that amount!

And this is just a waste of weed!!!

Above and beyond the call of duty!

So, you are in the lottery syndicate at work, you have a fair sized win, enough that you can pay off all your debts, your mortgage...everything. Only problem is, the company you work for has been hit by the recession. What do you do?

( I'm pretty sure I couldn't be this generous! )