Government scrappage scheme

In all honesty, I'm getting sick to death of hearing about this now.  (For those of you living in caves, this is what I'm talking about).  Those of us driving around in cars over 10 years old are doing it for a reason.  WE CAN'T AFFORD BRAND NEW ONES!  It's not rocket science.  Oh,  and as it's only a limited offer anyway, by the time I can afford a new car, the scheme will, no doubt, have ceased to exist.  Perhaps I should invest my money in a moat and a house for some ducks then the Government will pay for all of that and it's worth a damn site more than £2000.  (I've also noticed that it's 'up to' £2000 on some cars).

Thanks for nothing GB!  Rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer...now there's a novel idea!  Where's Robin Hood when you need him?