Writer's Block: Bite Me

From Dr. Polidori's Lord Ruthven to Stephenie Meyer's Edward Cullen, the annals of vampire lore are filled with attractive, charming bloodsuckers. Which one would you most want to be bitten by?

Ooooohhhhh difficult question but it would have to be Dracula himself...or maybe Spike?  Edward or Jasper would be good...

Writer's block

Sometimes I answer, very rarely do I bother to read other people's answers but, because someone mentioned vampires, I decided to have a look at the other answers and found it hysterical that people were posting things like, "What a stupid question" and "there's no such things as vampires".  Why bother answering the question then?